JUST ANOTHER HOMO BLOG

ALMOST A YEAR AGO ....

2011-02-11T16:59:00.000-08:00

Well, it's almost been a year ago and another ECCC is arriving. he Shat will be in town with Jonathan Franks & Data. My fav from Buffy, Nicholas Brendan. Oh, and that Spike guy too. ;D
Mike (creator of HELL BOY) Mignolia is coming back! Sigh! But I do not have anything for him to sign. So photo times! Thanks to friend Mike for giving me nice camera to take fancy new pics with. :D
Good times!!!!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY FRIEND?

2009-04-08T23:51:00.000-07:00

Yo,

So I've been up to my ears with work. And last weekend was ECCC (Emerald City Comic Convention). That has been my life. And this week I have been severly sick to my stomach this week.

Such is my life. Meh.

P.S. Wil Wheaton Roxs!

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/

WOLVES IN HIPSTERS CLOTHES

2009-03-16T04:24:00.000-07:00

Urban Outfitters chairman Richard Hayne is a conservative who has donated thousands of dollars to right-wing causes, including the campaigns of homophobic former U.S. senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania. When asked in 2003 about his own views on homosexuality, Hayne told the Philadelphia Weekly, "I have my own opinion, but I am not going to share it."

http://advocate.com/news_detail_ektid74964.asp

I for one will never be stepping foot into this store till he leaves. Do want you want, but remember where your money is going to & who it may effect.

1st WEEK ON THE FLOOR

2009-03-12T02:56:00.000-07:00

So, I've been on the floor of my new call center job. People are nice & polite for the most part. But there is an under lining feeling of dread. Either that I'm not going to be there anymore because my learning disabilities will hold me back too much. Or we will all be fazed out due to the financial crumble of the airline companies.
I don't have the option of unemployment. And welfare doesn't pay enough. And we all know how well the economy is doing. God help me if I lose this one. I will have no alternative ... but to go into stripping!

Procrastination Goes Like This .....

2009-02-22T03:16:00.000-08:00

Too Much Work, Too Freakin' Lazy To Do It ...

THE FIRST WEEK OF THE NEW JOB ...

2009-02-15T19:15:00.000-08:00

Hello all, So with all the request's for info I wanted to wait till the end of the first week to give an update about the new job. Lots of stress to say the least. Everyone is real freindly and all, but the trainer has intilled a streak of fear in us/me that if we/I don't pass the quizes we get on Mondays & Fridays, we get spoken to about wether or not that we are a good fit. I really wonder wether I should speak up about my learning disabilities to her. Hmmmmm.

The job it self seems a breeze. I seem to be able to go thru the system easily enough. We are the only call center for Virgin America Airlines, so we handle everything. I am currently working from M-F 9-6. I have 3 more weeks till training is over (and if I survive) I will be going to a Sun-Thur 2pm-10pm shift. I've met the supervisor (Danny) who seems real cool. And I have pasted a link below for Virgin America, so everyone can see all the great stuff the line has to offer it's customers. The second link is for the extra's & perks. It's amazing & compared to other airlines a great deal. And yes, this is a permanent job. It is not seasonal or contract or part time. So if I can survive the boot camp like training, I will be very happy indeed.

Send feedback please, of course.

And love to you all for your surpport. - Maxxwell

http://www.virginamerica.com/va/home.do

http://www.virginamerica.com/va/vaDifference.do

2009 ACTUALLY LOOKING GOOD?

2009-02-08T14:06:00.000-08:00

So tomorrow I start my first "real" job in 4 years. I have a guy who is interested in me & he's smart & hot. And I will be getting a chance to meet 2 of my fav comic book people in April. Thimgs are just freakin' sweet right now. If anyone tries to mess this up for me I will go postal over it! LOL!

Here's some pic's 4 U!

JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY

2009-01-26T07:32:00.001-08:00

FOUND A GREAT QUEER FANBOY SITE!

2009-01-19T07:52:00.000-08:00

I found this great site (http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/). Fanboys of the Universe celebrates the diversity and dedication of the gay/lesbian/bi/trans fan community. Whether it's science fiction, fantasy, gaming, collecting, films, books or TV, Fanboys of the Universe brings you the unique gay perspective on pop culture and the fun and philosophy of being a fanboy.

Go over there and check them out! You will not be dissapointed! ;)

CUTE BUT KINDA STRANGE!!!

2009-01-17T03:42:00.000-08:00

JUST ANOTHER WEEKEND LOOKING AT MEN!

2009-01-17T02:58:00.000-08:00

SUPER STUFF!!!

2009-01-05T21:14:00.000-08:00

HAPPY (FREAKIN') NEW YEAR!

2008-12-30T10:09:00.000-08:00

Well, here's to another year come & gone. I hope the new one brings better luck for us all!
Here are some randome pictures...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL & PEACE ON EARTH!

2008-12-18T02:54:00.001-08:00

GO SEE MILK (and excuse my bad spelling)

2008-12-06T00:53:00.000-08:00

I just saw Milk tonight. A Gus Van Sant directed film about California's first openly gay elected official, Harvey Milk, a San Francisco supervisor who was assassinated along with Mayor George Moscone by San Francisco Supervisor Dan White. Sean Penn played Harvey Milk, Josh Brolin played Dan White, and James Franco played Harvey Milks lover.

I was an emotional wreck thru this whole film. From ups to downs, it is a beautifully crafted film. I hate Gus Van Sant. I though "My Own Private Idaho" was squat, and remember he directed the colorized remake of PSYCHO. Oye!

But in this film, he brought such tenderness from the characters, and created an amazing tapestry for them to be in. I was shaking when I left the Egyptian theater, and when asked what I thought I replied: "If Sean Penn doesn't get a fucking Oscar out of this, there should be riots!" He's performance was dead on. If you have seen clips of the real Harvey Milk and watch this film, there is absolutely no differance between the two men. He inhabits Milk like a second skin. No matter what you may think of Sean Penn as a person, as an actor he is truly an artist.

I have not seen "W" in which Josh Brolin plays George W. Bush. And I only remember watching him in "The Goonies", but he as well as Penn pulled out some massive moves. Dan White was a conservative catholic with many issues. And there were many scenes you could see Brolin just seething, anger bubbling underneath a thin layer of conformity.

Please see this film. Do not think because it happened in the 1970's the issues touched apon do not affect you. The passing of Proposition 8 in California last month shows still today, there are many human rights hurdles we need to jump in this country. Do not think because you are not a part of the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgender community that you can not relate to this film.

It is about HOPE. It is a moving well done film. And as all good art should do, it makes you think & creates conversation.

Since you know me, you know some one who is gay. You may know more. That should be another reason to see it. And if you need to see it with some one, call me. I will see it with you. Gladly. And if you do see it, please let me know your thoughts.

Thank you for reading this (if you got all the way to the end).
Milk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Milk

Excerpts from Milk's "Hope" speech

http://www.filminfocus.com/focusfeatures/film/milk/

JUST ANOTHER SUNDAY POST ...

2008-11-23T10:34:00.000-08:00

Here are some images I found on the net. ENJOY!

JUST SAYIN' ...

2008-11-15T03:19:00.000-08:00

Since everyone keeps asking my opinion on the issue here it is:

STARWARS: MODERN ART ...

2008-11-15T03:05:00.000-08:00

I came across this artist called Cedric Delsaux ( http://www.cedricdelsaux.com/). Now he does great landscapes as well as ad work in Europe. But he also did these amazing photo's of Starwars characters in urban settings. Enjoy!

Just Another Fun Filled Weekend!

2008-11-14T19:10:00.000-08:00

So, I'm not at the PSC anymore and I have an interview for another job on Monday.

And I have 2 & 1/2 days to get over a viral infection. Yeah, fun times. I know ... shut up and show us the lovin'!

Enjoy.

I SUX

2008-11-08T02:52:00.001-08:00

So, it's been a while since I posted. This is more for me than anything else since no one reads this thing. I am watching Pathfinder (UR) and it's pretty good so far.
We have ourselves a new President - elect.
I may have lost a friend over political views.
I still can't get married. Even if I wanted to.
I'm stuck @ my PSC job. Nothing else out there to do.
I'm broke & depressed.
Here's something pretty to look at.

HAPPY GAY HALLOWEEN !!!

2008-11-01T00:20:00.000-07:00

MADE UP MY MIND

2008-10-28T16:50:00.000-07:00

So I have made up my mind on a subject that has been bothering me for a while. I have not been intimate with anyone in several years. And any relationship I have been in has been lousy. So I have decided I will just not go out with anyone. I just don’t have the best sense when it comes to relationships. I kinda fuck them up. A lot.
So this will be a permanent thing for me. I have gotten used to being single. And in the end it’s cool. I’m kinda curious if there will be ANY response to this post. Most people have only seen me as a single and not in a couple, so it won’t be a big shocker. But Still GAY!

And so it goes ....

MY LIFE AS IT IS ....

2008-10-23T01:32:00.000-07:00

Is pretty much summed up by this photo ....

SPOTLIGHT ON AN ARTIST:

2008-10-12T12:16:00.000-07:00

My friend Sylvia is an amazing illustrator. Her work is lyrical as well as provocative. She creates her style with both computer, photography, and retouches of others work. Please browse her stuff, and feel the greatness of Sylvia! I have some links below for you to see her hard work.

http://www.imogenefroward.com/
http://imogene-froward.livejournal.com/

TIME 4 MO' MENZ!

2008-10-07T21:58:00.000-07:00

I've been working & sick. It's time for some Random Hot Guys!

New Tiki Mug To Benefit The MS Society!!‏‏

2008-10-02T22:04:00.000-07:00

As I've mentioned my friend Jon out on the east coast has an amazing wife. Her name is Traci, and she has worked with many to over come domestic abuse. She has recently been dealing with MS. Jon has gotten into doing the traditional MS walks and fundraising. But then he came up with a cool idea: TIKI MUGS!!!

If you click on the link below, you'll see more info on the great product Jon helped design with the awesome artist Squid. Please check it out. They're priced at $40 and only 200 of the 12 oz. mugs were made. It would be great if you can purchase one or two for a good cause.

http://www.northeasttikitour.com/msmug/

Thank for your time.

Biden VS Palin: CAGE DEATH MATCH TONIGHT!

2008-10-02T10:18:00.000-07:00

Fun tidbit:

Joe Biden has given about 90 interviews and press conferences since being nominated VP, covering every possible topic with ease and confidence.

Palin's count? 3 tepid, softball interviews, zero press conferences. Zero. Over a month since her nom and not a single serious media gathering. That's not only historic, that's deeply disturbing.

HOPE

2008-09-28T07:15:00.000-07:00

The following is my opinion on HOPE:

Though I complain and whine a lot about the world in which we live, I secretly have HOPE. Sometimes it makes me feel naive, sometimes it it makes me feel arrogant. But I was raised to believe that no matter what happens to any of us there is tomorrow and HOPE will be there.
In this period and time in our lives, we as a country (also as a race), have lost sight of HOPE. We have lost our way and been taken over by the darkness of fear. With the fall of the stock market, the fall of the housing market, the fall of banks, the rich elitist have seen that face of fear. They have been given a glimmer of reality that they have lost sight of a long time ago. I have HOPE that they do not forget this. I have HOPE they finally look at the poor and the middle class as equals in the human race. I HOPE they are willing to see from their avarice mistakes and learn from them.

I have HOPE we respect our resources again. That for all our dumping of sewage into ponds, lakes and the oceans we are killing our planet. For all of the species of animals we decimate we are killing our planet. I have HOPE we can live on this planet and not strip it clean for our own use like a plague of locust.

I have HOPE that our country once again is looked upon with revere and not as police. That we regain our strength in the eyes of the world community. Not by brute force or high school bully tactics but by compassion and tolerance. By communication and education with other countries friendly or otherwise.

I have HOPE that I as a gay man who was born in The United States Of America, I will be able to Marry and be treated equally on all legal and humane levels. Anything less (domestic partnership) is like being told I can not drink at the "Whites" only fountain if I was a person of color. I have never broken a law and I have tried to be good upon my fellow person. And yet I am not aloud my inalienable rights as an American. I have HOPE that will change.

I have HOPE that all consenting adults who do no harm to each other are all treated with the respect that they deserve. Regardless of religions, political sides, social economically, disability's, gender, sexual identity, size or age. I know we have it in us. Past the greed. Past the hate (which taught). Past damage of it all.

I have HOPE the jaded and apathetic will become excited again.
I have HOPE there will be light at the end of the tunnel.
I have HOPE in us all.

Again with the bored ...

2008-09-24T01:29:00.000-07:00

I'm bored, it's late, here's some random guys ....

BORED ON AN EARLY SUNDAY AM

2008-09-21T05:44:00.000-07:00

I awoke around 4:30 AM this morning. I went to bed at like 10 PM and my system doesn't let me go over 6 hrs or so of sleep. So I just posted about my crazy reading habits over on : http://all-we-are-stardust.blogspot.com/

Yesterday was spent collecting a lot of music from my childhood. I'm excited about this new trannie performer Jeffrey Star : http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar (you have to cut & paste this one, sorry). I've been listening to his song "Plastic Surgery Slumber Party" for the past 6 months. You can find more of his music over at out iTunes .
I start a new job next Saturday at the Pacific Science Center (http://www.pacsci.org/LUCY/). It's $9 an hour (which I'm not thrilled about) and I'm not sure since it's a non-profit organization there are any benefits. It's only till March so it will give me a little over an extra $100 a week from what I'm getting now on unemployment. And with the multi Trillion dollar bail out of the the banks by the Bush administration out of the countries back pockets means nothing is going to be worth anything anymoreI'm not thrilled and I want chocolate. Hmmmm, chocolate.

MY FAVORITE 80's SONGS!!!

2008-09-19T08:43:00.000-07:00

So I was touring around iTunes earlier and came up with an idea for a posting:

"MY FAVORITE 80'S SONGS!!!!!"

((you have to shout it out like Oprah))

And the following is my list of my top ten favorite songs that means something to me. Please list your own if you can. I'm trying not to repeat any bands, though. And in no perticular order, either.

#1. "SAVE A PRAYER" - Duran Duran

#2 "EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD" - Tears For Fears

#3 "THE EDGE OF FOREVER" - The Dream Academy

#4 "THIS IS NOT AMERICA" - David Bowie

#5 "HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN" - Eurythmics

#6 "ONE MORE TIME" - The Cure

#7 "TRUE FAITH" - New Order

#8 "UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY" - the Smiths

#9 "LEFT OF CENTER" - Suzanne Vega & Joe Jackson

#10 "CALL ME" - Blondie

It's very british & very alt I know. But this was the stuff that I loved then & has stuck with me since. there is alot more great music from that time, but I feel hard for the New Wave/Romantic/Punk stuff from the UK.

JUST SAY NO (TO DRAMA)

2008-09-17T04:44:00.000-07:00

I got a retrospective on Dracula on the DVD player. I'm listening to the soundtrack to The Wiz on my computer. (Oh, sad moment - they just showed the great Rick Baker - RIP)

I've given up watching or listening or reading any crap on the politics in our country right now. I'm going to volenteer my time at the Obama office later this after noon and that's about all I can handle right now. There is too much DRAMA in everyones life right now. Gawd I bloody need a vacation from everything right now.

2008-09-14T14:01:00.000-07:00

So my friend Mike has moved back to the great Northwest. He's traveled all over the states for several years now earning his degrees in flight. He has always wanted to be a pilot. He has loved planes since he was a kid. But thanks to the current economy, he lost his work in Florida and moved back home.

I have known Mike for far too long. I know him better than he knows himself, and I'm sure he could say the same for me. People always think we would make a good couple. We just look at each other & go "ICK"! It really would be like incest.

So, I've been making mass music for him. I feel like I'm a 14 year old girl making "The Greatest Compilation Cassette's Ever"! So lets hear it for bad music & bad comp's! LOL!

NEVER FORGET

2008-09-11T18:21:00.000-07:00

FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN ... IT'S ALL AMERICAN!!

2008-09-07T12:04:00.000-07:00

So I've been dealing with mental health issues of late more than usual. Most people have opinions on medications for depression and the such already set in their minds. People are very negative about A) Getting help when things go funky in ones head B) Get past social phobias about it and C) Keeping up the needed help. I know for myself that I will need to take pills to keep the chemical balance in my brain going correctly and this will be for the rest of my life.

There are people in my life who don't really get this. They think mental health issues can be fixed like with a band-aid. Then when you remove the band-aid, everything will be fixed. It can take years if not decades, if ever to get things "fixed". I have a hard enough time trying to deal with these issues. Then also dealing with people who don't know or don't want to know about this stuff grinds my gears. I believe if you don't agree if everything in you friends life, at least be respectful of them.

Basically, I'm crazy. I will always be crazy. This will never change. And it is as much a part of me as is being male, white, gay, diabetic, bald, alcoholic, and all the other parts of the puzzle that makes me up.

And yes, people still piss me off.

Too Much Coffee In Seattle

2008-09-06T00:27:00.000-07:00

It's been an insane week. Trying to find work, dealing with sick friends, playing tourist guide to a friends mother, trying to avoid the spew of the Ditto Heads, and keep my head above water. I am very lucky to have good friends and a great roomate. And they are very helpful when I need it, after I pull my prideful head out of my fat ass!

Anyway, I still love the menz. Enjoy:

Querida, eu estava realmente precisando de umas ferias!

2008-09-01T05:58:00.000-07:00

"Honey, do I ever need this vacation!"

images from EXTERFACE http://exterface.com/index.htm

EVERYDAY ISN'T LIKE SUNDAY ...

2008-08-31T12:26:00.000-07:00

"Free Speech Is The Right To Yell 'Theater!' In A Crowded Fire." - Lenny Bruce

I AM A HAPPY DRONE ...

2008-08-27T21:04:00.000-07:00

Graffiti on Philip St, Bedminster, Bristol, UK (opposite Windmill City Farm)

W IS 4 WEEEEEEEE!!

2008-08-26T04:40:00.000-07:00

So I have a second interview coming up with the W Hotel this afternoon. Keep you fingers crossed for me please! The position is called a "Whatever/Whenever" employee. Michael Kors designed the uniforms. How fabu is that?

FROM BUBBLE BOY TO PRINCE OF PERSIA!!!

2008-08-23T06:07:00.000-07:00

Ok, admittedly I have always been a big fan of the JAKE. But the hotness of him in his look for "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" is too much. Swoon! Remember Little Jakey Gyllenhaal in "Bubble Boy"?

Well, he'd be all grown up, now! Woof! ;D And the Blond on the bottom photo if you don't already know is his current squeeze: Reese Witherspoon. Lucky bitch...

Russell's Smoking Addiction

2008-08-23T05:31:00.000-07:00

"After The Insider (1999), I know the exact chemical compounds in a commercial cigarette, but I've been smoking since I was 10. I know it's terrible, but I am a great fan of irony." - Russell Crowe

AND THE WINNER IS ...

2008-08-23T02:16:00.000-07:00

Obama has picked his VP to be ... Joe Biden. With years of Senate work & great foreign policy experiance this is a great choice. Oh, and he's known for shooting off his mouth every so often. Sweet!

Stupid Block Head Me!

2008-08-20T11:36:00.001-07:00

HANGING MY HEAD IN SHAME ...

2008-08-17T21:23:00.000-07:00

So I had to rummage thru my house to find a bandaid. I had a wart that needed covering to shrink it down. And after going thru many spots the only ones I could find ... HELLO KITTY?

Why does everything I touch turn to gay?

Hahahahahaha (Ouch)hahahahahaha!

2008-08-16T21:32:00.000-07:00

So my (hetero) roommate loaned me a recent purchase of his: The wide screen DVD of "The Wiz"! It's Fabulous! And there's a featurette behind the scenes making of done in the 70's called ... "Wiz On Down The Road"!!

You can't make shit like that up.

Ok I think it's funny.

Shut up.

Nyeh.

My Gawd Awful Week!

2008-08-15T01:52:00.000-07:00

Tuesday morning I woke up with terrible pain in my right shoulder, shoulder blades, and neck. It's now Friday AM & it's not much better. I wonder if I strained something. I'm having problems holding the phone for long periods of time. I don't have the $$ for a doc appointment. I do know someone who does work on muscles in Everett. But I can't get to them. I'm thinking I will just need to call for advise right now.
I've been doing Ice-Hot lotion, ice packs, heating pads, and aspirin. Every morning I have awoken just as sore as before and have wanted to die. I don't know what I did, but no more drunken nights of violining for me!

Smeg!

A SLOW DEATH, PLEASE ..

2008-08-12T17:50:00.000-07:00

They closed the "Old Country Buffet" on Aurora in Seattle. I am sad. Sniff-sniff.

100 Reasons You Know You Are Gay!*

2008-08-10T15:47:00.000-07:00

1. You truly don't care who Britney Spears is sleeping with.

2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.

4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil.

5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.

6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee.

7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.

8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover.

9. You really have "been there, done that."

10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything.

11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."

12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.

13. You can have naked men you don't know in your home.
14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius.

15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex.

16. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear it.

17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have.
18. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the catering staff.
19. You only wear polyester when you mean to.

20. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.

21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away.

22. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.

23. You've always got an opinion.

24. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.

25. You know how to dress strategically.

26. Your car has an amusing female name.

27. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school.

28. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.

29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers.

30. You know that sex complicates things. So?

31. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.

32. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.

33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you.

34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.

35. You have at least one movie musical on video.36. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar.

37. You're embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars.

38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two.

39. You know how to make an entrance.

40. You know when to make an exit.

41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Liza Minnelli.

42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.

43. You know how to program your VCR.

44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.

45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales.

46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford.

47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.

48. You know when to play dumb.

49. You know what to do for a hangover.

50. Yes, you do have a condom.

51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.

52. One or more of the following apply to you:

a) You adore Judy Garland

b) You hate Judy Garland

c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland

d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland

e) You don't give a damn about Judy Garland

f) Who is Judy Garland?

53. You can supply the last names to the following list:

a) Bernadette

b) Chita

c) Barbra

54. You made Donna Summer a star.

55. You made Donna Summer a has-been.

56. Tanning salons were invented for you.

57. You've made sunbathing a performance art.

58. You know when the party's over.

59. You know where to go after the party's over.

60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.

61. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of

a) Your grandma

b) Your face lift

c) John Wayne Bobbit

62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.

63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."

64. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment.

65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion.

66. If your cat is a female, you swear it's a lesbian.

67. If your cat is a male, you swear it's a lesbian.

68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man".

69. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each.

70. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.

71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you.

72. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty one.

73. You've left someone totally speechless.

74. You've shaved something other than your face.

75. All your friends do not have to "get along".

76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however.

77. Your love handles are actually used as such.

78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity.

79. You've got a large assortment of movie-star biographies.

80. You've got the most interesting coffee table books.

81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen drawer.

82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag.

83. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up girls.

84. You know your enemies.

85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.

86 You're Barbra Streisand's biggest fan.

87. You know that Barbra Streisand's biggest fan is Barbra Streisand.

88 Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've added side dishes.

89. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair.

90. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.

91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object.

92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report.

93. You know, by heart, every line in:

a) All about Eve

b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show

c) Your face

94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.

95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal.

96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme's song.

97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary.

98. Even if you're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas anymore.

99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes.

100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.

*This list is really for people in their mid-30's and up. If you are under it, and you get most of this list you really must get out more often. Please! For your sake! ;)

Just Another Weekend???

2008-08-09T22:32:00.000-07:00

Another comedian dies, people speaking their minds in China were gathereed up and taken to god knows where, and Mother russian blew the heck out of the neighbors cause their waist band just wasn't big enough!

And I heard nothing came from the Bluenile.com interview. Bleh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7552012.stm

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx/?news=326331&GT1=28101&

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26114675/

SHOCK TREATMENT COMING BACK? F*CK!!!

2008-08-06T18:34:00.000-07:00

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26044935

According to this lovely little link, some QUACK in Swedish Medical is trying to bring back shock treatment for depression. Somebody better lock me in my cage, cause I want to kill right now.

My mom was forced as a teen to endure it. She lost a lot of her child hood memories because of it. AND THE SHIT DIDN'T HELP HER!I've met multiple people who were given shock treatment as a CURE for being GAY. The result: still gay, just had a brain full of mush. I think they will probably going back to using leeches as a freaking cure all.

I hate people. A lot!

I AM NOT OLD DAMN YOU!

2008-08-06T11:21:00.000-07:00

So I'm standing in line at the bank yesterday. We hate it. It's a pain. for us & the tellers. But I digress.

So over the speakers they start playing my favorite song of all time "TRUE FAITH" by New Order. In a bank! As musak! What The Crap! After going over the 35 year mark I expected to see more wrinkles or even an occasional grey hair. But this? Meh!

Just Say No To Bacon ... NOT!!!

2008-08-04T21:37:00.000-07:00

So I saw my Diabetes nurse today. And everything is cool with my blood sugar, but because I've been depressed alot I've exercise less. So I need to walk more and work out.

And she said I can't eat BACON! I had stupidly made a remark about it, and she made me swear I wouldn't. Now, I'm a truthfull guy. If I tell you I'm not going to do something, I will stick with it. To the best of my ability.

BUT NO BACON ?!!? GOD, DO YOU HATE ME? I mean of everything that is Holy on Earth. Meh!

Next time, I'll just keep my stupid trap shut.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Animated Series

2008-08-04T15:12:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnUvZP7-5LM

Since the dork lords cast shame apon me, please use the above link. I had no clue (gasp-shock) about this little project. But it got canceled by FOX ( again with the gaspy-shocky stuff). I beleive it was the actual actors of the show doing the voices. I hate FOX so much. Grrr-Arg!

I Think Seth Is A Hot Mess!

2008-08-02T14:36:00.000-07:00

Ok, I admit it. I think Seth Rogen is sexy. He's funny, and a good comedy writer. And has a fine butt (as shown below).

Seth Rogen (born April 15, 1982) is a Canadian actor, comedian, and Emmy-nominated writer.He began his career doing standup comedy for four years during his teens, coming in second place in the Vancouver Amateur Comedy Contest when he was sixteen. After moving to Los Angeles, Rogen landed supporting roles in Judd Apatow's two critically acclaimed network television comedies, Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared (the latter of which also hired Rogen as a staff writer). Both shows were cancelled after one season.After landing as a staff writer on the final season of Da Ali G Show, for which he and the staff received an Emmy nomination, Rogen was guided by Apatow toward a film career. Rogen was cast in a major supporting role, and credited as a co-producer, in Apatow’s directorial debut The 40 Year-Old Virgin. After receiving many good notices for that performance, Universal Pictures agreed to cast Rogen as the lead in Apatow’s next directorial feature, Knocked Up.Rogen has appeared in the films Donnie Darko, You, Me, and Dupree and Fanboys, in addition to the Apatow-produced comedies Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and Superbad (a semi-autobiographical comedy Rogen originally intended to headline years ago, co-written by Rogen and Evan Goldberg). Rogen also wrote the screenplay for another comedy which Apatow helped co-produce, Owen Wilson's Drillbit Taylor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Rogen

Blah!

2008-08-02T14:27:00.000-07:00

Just this today.

WISH ME LUCK!!!!

2008-07-31T09:24:00.000-07:00

Big interview for a job with BlueNile.com. It's the same inbound call center customer service stuff. But Way better pay than I've ever gotten. So please keep your fingers crossed for me.

I Need To Learn How To Embed!

2008-07-30T05:44:00.000-07:00

So I totally have this rad dance song in my iTunes library now. it's like 4 years but I still love it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapeshifters_(band)

TIRED BUT CAN'T SLEEP

2008-07-29T18:52:00.000-07:00

I've had too much caffeine, so now I can't nap. Damn. Well, here's some pic's I've found on the net. I think they are neat.

Electricity = WITCH!!!

2008-07-28T21:47:00.000-07:00

So I don't own a cell phone. Big Whup. One reason is the price. The other is I just think they are SO annoying. The stupid ass ring tones, the fact that everyone from 10 up feels the need to talk on them at all times. In the elevator, restaurant, bathroom, library, doctor's waiting room, and funeral parlors you can hear the mind numbing chatter of the one sided conversation. It can be a heat discussion about the ozone layers, or an excited shriek filled chatter about the finding of the right hip hugging jeans so you can have an even bigger muffin top.

http://tech.msn.com/news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=8399847&GT1=40000

The MSN link above shows those silly celebrities who just can't join the 21st Century. But what is so wrong with that. I have the internet so I can send emails, down load porn, and watch UTube till my eyes bleed. And they still haven't gotten rid of pay phones. Yet.

Promo Posters For New Movies

2008-07-28T01:26:00.001-07:00

MTV DOES THE TIME WARP, AGAIN?

2008-07-28T01:09:00.000-07:00

If the idea of an MTV-produced remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show churns your stomach, then I'm afraid I have some upsetting news.

Yes, it's true. MTV Productions has planned to do a remake of the worlds oldest and most famous midnight movie. It's not like the show hasn't already been reenacted by thousands of high school drama club queens a million times over. And as long as MTV supplies some sort of hunky man flesh and gay referances, I'm there.
But as remakes go, MTV doesn't have a good track record. And some people I know who are not fans of the movie, would ask the money being spent on it go to knobler causes - like feeding refugee cats in Italy.
It's also been said that the remake may include some original music. Just don't try to update the score hip-hop style, that's all I ask.

TO BOLDY GO ...

2008-07-27T19:14:00.001-07:00

BIG SCARY - BOO!

2008-07-27T17:45:00.000-07:00

A friend told me I should blog about my dreams. I thought it was kinda cliche but here goes:

I had a dream the other night that has hung on me like a suit of armor I can't shake off. I was on a cruise ship, patrolling the decks with other crew men. we had on spiffy little uniforms (that made me feel like a British school child). There was a huge ship behind us, it looked like a oil refinery on a boat. Bright lights, etc. It lights up the dark night sky, reflecting on the rippling waters. There are a few small tug boats steering through the waters around us.

And I was caring a small talking baby meerkat. I held it against my chest at all time, like it needed to hear my heart beat for reassurance or something.

Then the pipes on the ship behind us fell off, taking crew members with them into the dark waters. And the pipes (or people) scraped under our own hull. the small tug boats tried to get to the people but alot were lost.

Then I woke up.

I think this is a simple case of feeling useless being played out by my subconscious. I just don't know why it won't leave me alone ....

FILE UNDER STRANGE BUT FUNNY

2008-07-26T16:59:00.000-07:00

I had a dream this happened to me once. I guess this is like in the 50's the urban myth of metal braces getting locked together. Still unnerving though.

ANOTHER REASON WHY I'M GLAD I CAN'T BREED!

2008-07-26T01:50:00.000-07:00

Here's a story about an illegal immigrant getting beating to death by 3 Penn. teenagers. Now before anyone gets on their WHITE HORSES, remember our country's history. If it wasn't for all those darn European folk coming over here illegally, it wouldn't be so darn white up in here.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/immigrant.killing.ap/index.html

RED IS THE NEW BLACK

2008-07-25T13:35:00.000-07:00

AIDS creeping through the South....

2008-07-24T18:30:00.000-07:00

It's interesting to me that AIDS had been just a GAY/Drug User disease for so long.
Then it became a Black disease.
Followed by the Hispanic community becoming threated.
Now an area, which is the Southern Half Of The Country?And the Republican Party has shown the world they would rather sweep the death of thousands of Americans under the carpet. They have helped recreate another level of shame in my community, that you have to be HIV+ to be a real Gay man. But the rest of the world just turned their backs on us. The Red AIDS ribbon was surpassed by yellow and pink ribbons that are for much more acceptable causes or diseases.
This is all the just the ripple effect of the homophobia that caused people to turn their backs on my community and here we are with a disease still being around and ready to effect everyone at any time. Just given a chance.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25819585
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25834902

POST NUMBER ONE

2008-07-24T09:52:00.000-07:00

This is my tank of thoughts. I will be making deposits from time to time.

If you are offended by Gays, or Male Nudity - GO AWAY!

Abouts me: I'm a gay male in my mid/late 30's. I live in Coffee-ville, with a straight roommate. I've been sober for over 17 years. I recently found out I'm Type 2 diabetic, which is now being controlled by diet & medication. I love & can appreciate all music. I love all media, reading information from newspapers, Internet, listening to radio & television. I am an unpublished writer & artist. I am single, and if I got into a relationship I would it would be a monogamous one.

I was raised a Liberal Democrat to which I have very strong views, but allow others to have theirs.

And I believe that sex & sexuality are very healthy. We live in a very puritanical society that has made us feel guilt about what is natural to what makes us human. So this will be an 18+ and over site. If I can figure out how that works ....